well I can't set my house on fire every night
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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