there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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