in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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