i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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