he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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