I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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