is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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