what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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