i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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