you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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