I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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