shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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