Non-Jews are for practice
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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