I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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