it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
