How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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