Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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