Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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