Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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