Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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