I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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