it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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