Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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