You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
