i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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