No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I want to be your penis for a week.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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