Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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