White coat. Heels.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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