U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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