Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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