whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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