she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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