a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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