and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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