You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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