I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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