Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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