I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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