Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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