you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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