that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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