i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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