i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
