I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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