That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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