Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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