That's when you crack a 10am beer
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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