Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
This is not my ceiling
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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