My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish i was in the wii world.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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