I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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